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Kami Dari Semua : a Rolls Royce Jokes
A man was buying a Rolls Royce and wanted to pay in cash, but he found he was $5 short of the $ 500,000 needed. Outside the car showrooms he saw a man selling newspapers… so he went out and asked Him :
“Could You lend me $5 ? I want to buy a Rolls Royce.”
“Sure,” replied the man. ” But look – here’s $10 buy one for me as well.”
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and ask for the loan officer. She says she is going to Jakarta – Indonesia on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5000.
Everything checks out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drives the Rolls into the bank’s underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the blonde returns and repays the $5000, and the interest, which is $15.41.
The loan officer says, “We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow $5000?”
The blonde replied, “where else in New York City can I park my car for 2 weeks for $15.00?”
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