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Category Archives: ENGLISH JOKES
- Bobo;”Keep your dog away from me!”
Bibi;”Don’t you know the proverb. A barking dog never bites?”
Bobo;”Yes, but does your dog know the proverb?”
- A guy calls the hospital…
He says, “You gotta send help! My wife’s going into labor (going to give birth)!”
The nurse says, “Calm down. Is this her first child?”
He says,”No! This is her husband!”
Bisa jadi humor-humor ini tidak lucu TAPI lucunya sebuah humor adalah ketika humor itu sendiri tidak lucu Bukan? Bukankan itu lucu? o … Yuuk kita menertawakan Humor yang lucu dan Tertawa lebih keras untuk Humor yang tidak lucu !!! 😉
The well behaved son
Lady 1: My son is very well behaved.
Lady 2: How can you say that? Wasn’t he arrested and imprisoned for 5 years.
Lady 1: Yes, but he got out after 2 years for good behavior inside the jail.
Dumb and Dumber
Friend 1: Is it true that your wife talks to herself when she is alone?
Friend 2: I don’t know. I wasn’t with her when she was alone.
A man was buying a Rolls Royce and wanted to pay in cash, but he found he was $5 short of the $ 500,000 needed. Outside the car showrooms he saw a man selling newspapers… so he went out and asked Him :
“Could You lend me $5 ? I want to buy a Rolls Royce.”
“Sure,” replied the man. ” But look – here’s $10 buy one for me as well.”